2nd Birthday Invitation Wording And Dora

How to order a pizza, that was funny

first Finish the conversation by saying how in the movie: Please remember, I never had this conversation.

second Say that on the second line have a competitive pizzeria and choose the one that will offer a lower price.

third Answer questions with questions.

4th Use a very wise words. (Eg All other intermediates are imponderables.)

5th You wish that this time the dough was on top of the sixth

Make your order by singing to the tune of your favorite songs (indicated heavy metal).

7th Spell all the ingredients (like olives - as Olgierd O, L and Leon, etc.).

8th Jąkaj on the letter "P".

9th Ask the host contract, as it is dressed / clothed.

10th Tell the host contract that you're depressed and you just want to talk to someone.

11th Change your voice tone every 5 seconds.

12th Start with the words: I'd like ..., then hit on the cheek and say: I do not want to!

13th Ask or rent a pizza.

14th Ask if you can keep a box of pizza. When you hear that, so - breathe a sigh of relief.

15th Request a shaken, not stirred.

16th Ask them to make sure that all extras are really dead.

17th Imitate voice of the host contract.

18th Tell me your birthday and that would have been nice if the supplier is hiding somewhere, and when you leave to him to jump out and yell: SURPRISE!

19th Order just one piece.

20th Ask this of someone who recently received your order. Tell me that was much nicer.

21st Try to talk while drinking something.

22nd Start with the words: "How I ordered a pizza. 1st Shot Action!

23rd Ask about service, warranty, and the opportunity to exchange the pizza.

24th Start with a notice today's date, and then say with sadness: It might be my last order ...

25th In the middle of the order say: Could you briefly wait? and walk away from the phone for about 5-10 minutes.

26th Be the first to add please mushrooms, and at the end of the conversation clearly say, only without the mushrooms, please! Hang up before they ask you for clarification.

27th When you hear the price say: Wow! That sounds awfully complicated, and I do not like math.

28th Haggle.

29th Try to order life insurance.

30th Ask how many animals had to die to make this pizza.

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